While we figure out how to cut global warming and save the world we could start with one simple cure – cut the number of fat people on Earth.
This will reduce food consumption, leaving more corn on the ground to turn into motor fuel. It will also cut the amount of other bulk correlated consumption items:
1) It takes more shower gel to wash a big guy.
2) Large people also require more cosmetic care – ever seen a tube with a cream to relieve the redness and chafing caused by overlapping skin on the buttocks and below the boobs used by a skeleton?
3) Ever increasing sizes also lead to more wasted clothes on two counts:
a. As girth increases the leftovers rot in the attic
b. Small sizes bought as a carrot to cut that gut but not used for obvious reasons
Be my guest and fill in some more reasons
Since I am not a mass murderer the method to cut the gut must rely on people deciding to be thin and getting there. Alas, the numbers of Mike Huckabee’s that exist is small so we have to get used to a hotter planet full of sweaty fatty’s. I recommend the stocks of those company’s that make the aforementioned redness relief cream – it does exist.
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